December 2009
67 posts
Agreed.
SERIOUSLY.
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(718): we need to drink 2009 down the drain
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Really? .....Really. -__-
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(571): I’m wearing this super skanky ass dress that’s wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
0_0
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(301): please come get me his dick is out. i’m sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
IN. APPROPRIATE. -___-
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(508): I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
ew wtf you dumb slore x(
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(207): She told me to “stuff her hole like a build-a-bear”. I was so drunk I didn’t even think that was weird.
vulgar.
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(916): Don’t bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
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(419): i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
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(708): so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
Duckface - as defined by Urban Dictionary
1. A term used to descibe the face made if you push your lips together in a combination of a pout and a pucker, giving the impression you have larger cheekbones and bigger lips.
2. word used to describe a JERK.
In other words — the face “you” and “Pam” make in the picture
Excuse me for asking...
but wtf is a duckface?
WAIT. There is such a website? I thought I was the only one who called that face “the duckface” 0_0 I’m sorry but I’m amazed at the coincidence
HAHAHAHA. Stop.
Funny thing is that is the EXACT same thing that went through my head… My complexion (and cleavage) and your being. And I def. thought about recreating it. Ew.
It was Ally Gassert who sent me it earlier today when we were skyping… It was on that antiduckface site. HAHAHA
AS DID I. 0_0
Wait. Who are these girls, exactly? hahah (&kat, the girl with the glasses would be like the lovechild of me… and your Melanin.) Oh and who sent his to you?
*Idea: lets recreate this photo. What whattttt!
DOPPELGANGERS!
hahahahahahahaha o.m.g. who sent you that? I mistook it for Pam on the left and you on the right at first glance.
I love that I come up in conversation….. and that its because of the smileys i use. And also that you used two of my favorites in one conversation:
0_o
-__-
See. This is why we are friends, Annie. <3
“Annie: -__-
Annie: i love that face hahahhaha
Annie: o_O
Annie: and then...”
NYE - No plans, but I would like to get hammered.
and Annie, before anything happens, we must put our great minds together to compile a “Procreatin’ to da hitz” playlist. Hollaback
…or not.
NYE.
What are you guys doing?
dangerously mega-ultra-supernova gay.
My boss was lifting our Christmas tree up so I...
Dear Pam and Annie’s love for all things “that’s what s/he said” …………
correction: lets hunt cute boyzsssszzsz!
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(571): the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
Braindead.
philassophy:
philassophy:
I am over this semester… actually I don’t think I was ever really truly into the semester in the first place :( I just want to be home now… If I become a failure at life and end up just bumming on the street, would you guys still be my friends?
You have my unconditional love and friendship :)
(You mayhave noticed that I had to revise this twice. I, myself, am...
Braindead.
philassophy:
I am over this semester… actually I don’t think I was ever really truly into the semester in the first place :( I just want to be home now… If I become a failure at life and end up just bumming on the street, would you guys still be my friends?
You have my unconditional love and friendship :)
(You mayhave noticed that I had to revise this twice. I, myself, am brain-dead and...
Braindead.
I am over this semester… actually I don’t think I was ever really truly into the semester in the first place :( I just want to be home now… If I become a failure at life and end up just bumming on the street, would you guys still be my friends?
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(847): Hannah Montana > iCarly (309): I’m disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
omg. i didn't even realize.
but that would be fucking aweeeeesomeeeeeee I’d get a cute fierce ass wolf or tiger or someshit in a super discreet place.
keep it classy. pinkies out betches.
Of our fave animals
Annie = Panda
Me = Penguin or Otter
Pam = Wolves?
OF PANDAS!!!!
we should all get tats.
Tatt places
Black Heart tattoo is supposed to be really good. That’s the place my cousins have recommended when I expressed my interest in getting a tattoo…and I’ve also heard a lot of good things about Gordon at Braindrops. My manager Jesse has gotten hers done by him the past coupleof times too.
"But he’s Korean, so you can’t trust him....
hahahahahaha fucking Asian ass Matt.
And btw I think you mentioned that Berkley tattoo parlor before… But yea, I just want a relatively small one for my first:
Her tongue, so sweet, then drew, mine ear, Her wit, so sharp, then bit, my heart.
It’s from a poem by Arthur Georges called, “Her Face”. I think its darling. And it kinda makes me melt. BUT, there a few other...
Question:
dontbestingy:
Where are some bomb ass spots to get tatted up in the Bay Area? …….Novia, any suggestions??
Zebra’s a popular spot in Berkeley. My coworker works there and told me if I ever go, bring a cute friend - you fit that criterion. haha
Mattbaek goes to some place on geary. But he’s Korean, so you can’t trust him. Disregard the last two sentences.
WHAT ARE YOU...
SEETHATITSTHELONGESTWEEKOFMYLIFE.
IN MY DEFENSE, IVE ONLY GOTTEN A TOTAL OF 8 HOURS OF SLEEP WITHIN THE PAST 4 DAYS SO FUCKMYLIFEUPSIDEDOWN